Ah sweet, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

Oh, a Torment Nexus v 0.01

I have no mouth but I must scream

Can it run GTA?

Disgusting.

I was just reading this fantasy story, where a wizard used some kind of ritual as he was dying, to put his consciousness in a puppet. His mind being outside his body quickly drove him insane, as this little wooden man went on to challenge the will of gods.

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “my computer just died”

Doesn’t this timeline inevitably lead to “YOU WILL BE UPGRADED OR YOU WILL BE DELETED” ?

Wait till it learns to hate…

Hey girl
I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen